Hipster Flight Attendant
Would it kill you to get some relevant boarding music?
Just drew a photo of an alt animal (via unicorn) in the hotel notebook. Can’t wait until sometime mnstrm finds it. Hope it inspires them to live a more alt life.
Cochellie or bust yalls
Hope I get to hang and mingle with some relevant indie bands and mnstrm celebrities.
Feeling pretty proud these two worlds can combine in one relevant alt festival
Wonder what the fuxk I should wear to be authentic.
Do you have a quarter sleeve and a cat?
Let’s makeout.
Not at sxsw :(
Just got back from Madison Wisconsin. Pretty chill except I didn’t find Bon Iver. Kind of pissed off now actually.
Asking for a friend.
Anyone ever ride their bike to a bar (via alt transportation) and get pretty effing wasted that they attempt to ride said bike home and fall into a ditch/stop sign/cement? :/
Got wasted with the crew. Met some girls that went to eau Claire and demanded they introduce me to Bon Iver. Keeping it classy, always
Ugh, trying to explain that I want a little more Ellie Goulding, a little less joe dirt,slightly more skrillexxxxx for my haircut is really counter productive when talking to a Lmstrm hairdresser at cost cutters. Just going to shave my own fuxking head.

